Big oof! Hate to see that Patrick. We'll have a word with Watkins.
Dialing (607) 535-2486...
**ring, ring**
WGI: Watkins Glen International Raceway, Kim speaking, how may I direct your call?
Me: Yes, I'd like to speak to your design engineers please. The ones who designed the track layout?
WGI: Sorry sir, those idiots died decades ago. Is there anyone else you'd like to speak with?
Me: Yes, I'd like to speak to the person who can replace my team drivers dumb ass broken telephone cord that goes to his sim racing steering wheel button box please.
WGI: Please hold, let me pass you on to my boss. Please go easy on him, he has a heart condition and these things just upset him something awful.
NEXT DAY RACING WORLD HEADLINES
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IT ALL CAME DOWN TO A BREAKDOWN IN COMMUNICATIONS FOR THE #31 PATRICK COWGILL AT THE GLEN AS TRACK DIRECTOR KICKS THE BUCKET AT AGE 79"